5 minute Weekend ReCap

So I have a 5 minute break at work so I figured I’d throw the update up for the weekend.

So I’ll start off by saying if you didn’t get that B.o.B. album then you are just a dummy and I’ll ask you to stop reading this blog until you purchase said LP.  Not everybody is going to be able to get down with it but know this: 

There will come a time in your life when you are riding, chilling, listening to music and one of your friends/your girl/your guy will be going through your collection and amongst all the dismal and terrible selections you have made in your life musically (ranging from *NSync to Justin Bieber (yea I said it)), they will see that you have that B.o.B and you will almost be absolved of all your prior music treachery.  And it’s at that time, you can call, email, text, comment, or smoke signal me and say “Hey, Hey Cap. You were right.”  And I’ll reply, “….who are you?  And Duh ninja.  This is what I do.”

Sugar Shane got worked.  Dude had a couple good punches in the first and second round.  After that, it was the Money Mayweather show.  My favorite part of the fight, Mosley was talking sh*t in the ring and Floyd jabbed the hell out of him.  Then dude had the nerve to get mad because Floyd punched him.  He actually looked shocked that Floyd jabbed him up mid-sentence.  So to sum that fight up; two good rounds from Sugar Shane, 10 great rounds from Floyd.  I really didn’t expect anything less from Floyd but now the only fight I will spend my hard earned Lincolns (yes, Lincolns baby) for is Mayweather and Pac-Man.  I don’t think it’s too much to ask that Manny take blood test to make sure everything is on the up and up.  Seems like a pretty sound decision on Floyd’s part.  Manny, quit being a b*tch and running.  Fight Floyd.

OH! How could I almost forget this!?  Fellas you better hit the gym and get ready.  Know why?  Halle is single again! That’s right.  Her and Mr. Berry are getting divorced and once again my hopes and dreams of that woman being mine are alive.  Granted, her tweets about “disemboweling the next 25-something girl [she] sees” and “cat-woman [not-having] sh*t on [her].” are kind of scary, I would still go after that.  It’s too fine.  I know Trey Songz let out a ‘YYUUUPP’ when he heard the news.  But I digress.  I never knew the lucky bastard guy who was so lucky to make a baby with Ms. Berry, but I hear he was some model who was in a couple Versace print ads.  So my theory is Halle wanted a fine mixed baby (as she is mulatto herself) and so she found the cutest piece of man-meat she could have.  Kudos Halle.  Game recognizes game.  I wonder what dude is getting out of this.  Anyone know?

Anything happen to you passengers that you want to share?  Go for it.  My five are more than up.  Captain B out.

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